Sunday, July 3, 2011

Singlehood

Bill Cosby wrote Fatherhood. Ron Howard directed Parenthood. But where is Singlehood?

Being single is not a disease...

It's not like if you are single for a while, you turn into a zombie or something.




But if you watched Hollywood over the past 100 years, the point of life is to get married and have children. I find that hard to believe. The reason I find that hard to believe, is because once people get married, over 50% get divorced.

You see...what is really wanted isn't marriage. What my guess is, is that women just want the wedding and men want the monkey off the back.

Women want that wedding more than anything. They want the bridal shower, the engagement party, the ceremony, and the honeymoon.


As for the actually marriage...we'll worry about that once the lawyers get involved.

Men? We want people to look at us as men. And NOTHING our society treasures more in a man, is marriage. This is why when men wear wedding rings (even if single) other women find them more attractive. It is the difference between boys and men, in most people's eyes.

Well I disagree. True Men are trustworthy (lots of married guys cheat). True Men are honest, loyal, caring, helpful, and patient (you seen these dudes with their wives? Most men snap back like a lion after its prey).

So let's not think for a second that being married makes you any better than anyone else. Or makes you more of a man or woman.

Because the greatest men in real life or fake life, be it Jesus or Gandalf, were single.




That's the Kool Aid, and you just drank it.

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